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Monday, May 30, 2011
Something , some situation
Recalling the life of one year of college , I remember when a kid from a small city to a big city. It was like the world came to a second , language, environment, lifestyle changes in the sun. Talk really, really good at a loss . Fortunately, parents in Guangzhou. More exciting was a lot of good friends in class consciousness , a Girl , the Department of I am most grateful that you have been good to me , left behind many things to do for me , I know planes, the Air I have eyes , you could not say I have five known Cashmere silly , so not to scold me later , more systems will be more call me stupid . I admit I used to wild shocking Luanjiang my intention to avoid you , in fact, think back , his own excess , the body is a soft pillow , afraid of people speaking more than willing to Zuomie . After all five would , I would like to tell you the sound of five live. Heavy rains had passed, and he is now in the appearance of the rainbow .
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Windows Command
gpedit.msc----- Group Policy
msconfig.exe-- System Configuration Utility
dxdiag --------- check directx information
regedit.exe---- Registry
winver --------- check the windows version of
wmimgmt.msc---- open the windows management architecture (wmi)
wupdmgr -------- windows update < br> wscript -------- windows script host settings
write ---------- WordPad
winmsd --------- System Information
winchat -------- xp comes with LAN chat
mem.exe-------- Display memory usage
mplayer2 ------- Summary widnows media player
mspaint -------- drawing board
mstsc ---------- Remote Desktop Connection
mplayer2 ------- Media Player
magnify -------- magnifier utility
mmc ------------ Open the Control Panel
mobsync - sync command
drwtsn32 ------ ------ System doctors
devmgmt.msc-- Device Manager
dfrg.msc------- Disk Defragmenter < br> diskmgmt.msc-- the Disk Management utility
dcomcnfg ------- Open the System Open Component Services
ddeshare ------- sharing settings
notepad --- dde ----- Open Notepad
nslookup ------- network management tools to guide
ntbackup ------- system backup and restore
narrator ------- screen
syncapp -------- create a briefcase
sysedit -------- System Configuration Editor
sigverif ------- File Signature verification process ;
secpol.msc----- Local Security Policy
syskey --------- system, encryption, encryption can not be solved soon, the dual system of protection of windows xp password
services. msc --- local service set
sfc.exe-------- System File Checker
sfc / scannow --- windows file protection
tsshutdn ------- 60 second countdown shutdown command
taskmgr -------- Task Manager
eventvwr ------- Event Viewer
eudcedit ------- Characters and procedures
explorer ------- open Explorer
packager --- ---- Object Packager
perfmon.msc---- computer performance monitoring procedures
progman --------
Program Manager
regedit.exe---- registry
rsop.msc------- group policy result set
regedt32 ------- Registry Editor
rononce-p ---- 15 seconds off
regsvr32 / u *. dll ---- stop the dll file to run
regsvr32 / u zipfldr.dll------ cancel zip support
cmd.exe-------- cmd command prompt
chkdsk.exe----- chkdsk disk check chkdsk / r
certmgr.msc---- Certificate Management utility
calc ----------- start the calculator
charmap -------- start Character Map
cliconfg ------- sql server client network utility
clipbrd -------- clipboard viewer
conf ----------- start netmeeting < br> compmgmt.msc-- Computer Management
cleanmgr ------- garbage in order
ciadv.msc------ indexing service program
osk ------------ Open the on-screen keyboard
odbcad32 ------- odbc data source manager
oobe / msoobe / a ---- check if xp Activate
lusrmgr.msc---- Local Users and Groups
logoff --------- cancellation of orders
iexpress ------- Trojans bundled tools, the system comes
nslookup ------- ip address detector
fsmgmt.msc----- Shared Folder Manager
utilman -------- Utility Manager
shutdown.exe-f-s-t 30-c
many reasons led to this situation, eliminate the possibility of hardware damage that system files are corrupted, but not easy to find out the cause because, as follows: 1 Boot the system with the system installation disk into the installation interface (cd-rom start) .2: When the , type
msconfig.exe-- System Configuration Utility
dxdiag --------- check directx information
regedit.exe---- Registry
winver --------- check the windows version of
wmimgmt.msc---- open the windows management architecture (wmi)
wupdmgr -------- windows update < br> wscript -------- windows script host settings
write ---------- WordPad
winmsd --------- System Information
winchat -------- xp comes with LAN chat
mem.exe-------- Display memory usage
mplayer2 ------- Summary widnows media player
mspaint -------- drawing board
mstsc ---------- Remote Desktop Connection
mplayer2 ------- Media Player
magnify -------- magnifier utility
mmc ------------ Open the Control Panel
mobsync - sync command
drwtsn32 ------ ------ System doctors
devmgmt.msc-- Device Manager
dfrg.msc------- Disk Defragmenter < br> diskmgmt.msc-- the Disk Management utility
dcomcnfg ------- Open the System Open Component Services
ddeshare ------- sharing settings
notepad --- dde ----- Open Notepad
nslookup ------- network management tools to guide
ntbackup ------- system backup and restore
narrator ------- screen
syncapp -------- create a briefcase
sysedit -------- System Configuration Editor
sigverif ------- File Signature verification process ;
secpol.msc----- Local Security Policy
syskey --------- system, encryption, encryption can not be solved soon, the dual system of protection of windows xp password
services. msc --- local service set
sfc.exe-------- System File Checker
sfc / scannow --- windows file protection
tsshutdn ------- 60 second countdown shutdown command
taskmgr -------- Task Manager
eventvwr ------- Event Viewer
eudcedit ------- Characters and procedures
explorer ------- open Explorer
packager --- ---- Object Packager
perfmon.msc---- computer performance monitoring procedures
progman --------
Program Manager
regedit.exe---- registry
rsop.msc------- group policy result set
regedt32 ------- Registry Editor
rononce-p ---- 15 seconds off
regsvr32 / u *. dll ---- stop the dll file to run
regsvr32 / u zipfldr.dll------ cancel zip support
cmd.exe-------- cmd command prompt
chkdsk.exe----- chkdsk disk check chkdsk / r
certmgr.msc---- Certificate Management utility
calc ----------- start the calculator
charmap -------- start Character Map
cliconfg ------- sql server client network utility
clipbrd -------- clipboard viewer
conf ----------- start netmeeting < br> compmgmt.msc-- Computer Management
cleanmgr ------- garbage in order
ciadv.msc------ indexing service program
osk ------------ Open the on-screen keyboard
odbcad32 ------- odbc data source manager
oobe / msoobe / a ---- check if xp Activate
lusrmgr.msc---- Local Users and Groups
logoff --------- cancellation of orders
iexpress ------- Trojans bundled tools, the system comes
nslookup ------- ip address detector
fsmgmt.msc----- Shared Folder Manager
utilman -------- Utility Manager
shutdown.exe-f-s-t 30-c
many reasons led to this situation, eliminate the possibility of hardware damage that system files are corrupted, but not easy to find out the cause because, as follows: 1 Boot the system with the system installation disk into the installation interface (cd-rom start) .2: When the , type
Monday, May 23, 2011
Installation of small red Gongcheng
A quiet :
be too put it, we always love to pretend
you drop phone still rang
next game , Sima Sima people calling you a place g
I like to pull the eye cannon
drops of pure goodness Mo Yang
I cover both the Department of bleeding drops of red and injuries best fitted
Xu Liang :
told you let me be your only drop shoulders
can drip system in front of me and two three four , like
Hello eggs have time to always be busy Diao ten I
site has compiled a class excuse beautiful
what you said and I want to place any class g
system you can choose free classes , Department of flying
can be a little bit sad
be willing to pretend a Mo Yang
you around in my class make-up
miniskirt sultry little drops look like
drop slightly pungent aroma
naughty drops you asked me today, pretty place
drip window which drops you in the other
and friends were too much like
I smiled to myself and then send you pull out guns
be too put it, we always love to pretend
you drop phone still rang
next game , Sima Sima people calling you a place g
I like to pull the eye cannon
drops of pure goodness Mo Yang
I cover both the Department of bleeding drops of red and injuries best fitted
Xu Liang :
told you let me be your only drop shoulders
can drip system in front of me and two three four , like
Hello eggs have time to always be busy Diao ten I
site has compiled a class excuse beautiful
what you said and I want to place any class g
system you can choose free classes , Department of flying
can be a little bit sad
be willing to pretend a Mo Yang
you around in my class make-up
miniskirt sultry little drops look like
drop slightly pungent aroma
naughty drops you asked me today, pretty place
drip window which drops you in the other
and friends were too much like
I smiled to myself and then send you pull out guns
Sunday, May 22, 2011
10 amazing pictures!
1. Pillars are round or square?
2. There are several black spots?
3. is quiet or moving?
4. twelve or thirteen?
5. Where is the lion?
6. Please focus on the middle a few black spots, found?
7. that woman is real or puzzle in the?
8. What do you see?
9. look at the black spots around the body moves
10. It is said that the IQ to see the face of 9 180
PS: the illusion of the picture test eyesight test
reflection illusion (Figure 1) by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology scientist Ted Anderson, creative vision for this image There are two illusions. The left of the staircase looks like stacked wood; but the right steps are like, this is an impossible construction.
Second, there is a reflection illusion: the left side of the wood part and the right depth of color gray stripes down the steps of the same color.
troubleshooting the eye (Figure 2) My eyes are troubleshooting it? a ruler to check.
coffee hallucinations (Figure 3) appears to be prominent center of the box it? a ruler to check the Japanese artist and vision scientist Akiyoshi kitaoka create this new vision, which he called coffee shops illusion.
floating vase (Figure 4), the vase looks like floating on the ground so you really?
one pair of Ms. body (Figure 5) without changes in the site photos in Lady Bird Johnson's head belongs to which body?
in between illusion and reality (Figure 6) between illusion and reality: a close look at the two openings, this building from the scientific point of view is possible? try to cover the * Split screen created this possible, in the illusion and reality may be somewhere between the occurrence.
strange picture (Figure 7) What is this? you can read this piece of strange screen? images were not being changed.
exciting railings (Figure 8) you can see hidden between the railings of the human form it?
Lake O'Brien - Constance Witt box (Figure 9) two gray squares are identical looks bright, or not similar?
to compare the changes in the illusion that the border is enough to make two small identical gray box looks different in brightness, which is known as special box.
partially intersect the black box instead of Blue Cross, it looks as if Blue Cross has spread to the surrounding. No color spread of a similar illusion can also be found in graphics Alan Austin. This illusion and the illusion of color and contour integration of a relationship. This figure, the contour lines because of the color illusion caused by the change, why the color will spread it? This illusion may be due to the same surface is filled into the different colors and brightness of filling it.
vehicles such as the illusion of Seoul (Fig. 11) adjacent rectangular contrast is consistent from start to finish it? Try using a pencil to cover the junction of two adjacent rectangles.
When you put a pencil on any two adjacent rectangular border line, the two rectangles look the same in brightness, but they are inconsistent. Mainly on the strength of our brightness contrast sensitive, as in that line between the two rectangles the same. When the line is covered, and still have a little bit different, we differ on this point is not sensitive enough, this is the famous vehicles such as Havre illusion.
in front of the mirror, you see the beauty or the skull? (Figure 14)
Figure in the move! (Figure 1)
(Figure 2)
over the earth? Take a look at this picture, this is the evidence. (Figure 4)
The line is curved it? They are actually parallel (Figure 5)
you see a bunch of black stuff? Or an English? (Figure 7)
look carefully, you see? (Won `t come to see what is it?) (Figure 8)
point out of nothing (Figure 10)
you see a vortex it? In fact they are one of concentric circles. (Figure 11)
Which of these two long vertical lines? In fact the same length. (Figure 12)
figure is indeed a circle is round. (Figure 13)
the diamond edges are straight. (Figure 14)
see, the following line will intersect it? (Figure 15)
Figure in turn! (Figure 16)
(Figure 17)
which the two great circle in the center? In fact, as big! (Figure 18)
six cups you see it? Still saw six different attitude in the face? (Figure 19)
Fluctuations in water up! (Figure 21)
(Figure 23)
What do you see? A woman's face, or a saxophone with people? (Figure 24)
long line AB or BC long? (Figure 25)
you see an old man. Can not you see two lovers kissing each other it? (Figure 26)
2. There are several black spots?
3. is quiet or moving?
4. twelve or thirteen?
5. Where is the lion?
6. Please focus on the middle a few black spots, found?
7. that woman is real or puzzle in the?
8. What do you see?
9. look at the black spots around the body moves
10. It is said that the IQ to see the face of 9 180
PS: the illusion of the picture test eyesight test
reflection illusion (Figure 1) by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology scientist Ted Anderson, creative vision for this image There are two illusions. The left of the staircase looks like stacked wood; but the right steps are like, this is an impossible construction.
Second, there is a reflection illusion: the left side of the wood part and the right depth of color gray stripes down the steps of the same color.
troubleshooting the eye (Figure 2) My eyes are troubleshooting it? a ruler to check.
coffee hallucinations (Figure 3) appears to be prominent center of the box it? a ruler to check the Japanese artist and vision scientist Akiyoshi kitaoka create this new vision, which he called coffee shops illusion.
floating vase (Figure 4), the vase looks like floating on the ground so you really?
one pair of Ms. body (Figure 5) without changes in the site photos in Lady Bird Johnson's head belongs to which body?
in between illusion and reality (Figure 6) between illusion and reality: a close look at the two openings, this building from the scientific point of view is possible? try to cover the * Split screen created this possible, in the illusion and reality may be somewhere between the occurrence.
strange picture (Figure 7) What is this? you can read this piece of strange screen? images were not being changed.
exciting railings (Figure 8) you can see hidden between the railings of the human form it?
Lake O'Brien - Constance Witt box (Figure 9) two gray squares are identical looks bright, or not similar?
to compare the changes in the illusion that the border is enough to make two small identical gray box looks different in brightness, which is known as special box.
partially intersect the black box instead of Blue Cross, it looks as if Blue Cross has spread to the surrounding. No color spread of a similar illusion can also be found in graphics Alan Austin. This illusion and the illusion of color and contour integration of a relationship. This figure, the contour lines because of the color illusion caused by the change, why the color will spread it? This illusion may be due to the same surface is filled into the different colors and brightness of filling it.
vehicles such as the illusion of Seoul (Fig. 11) adjacent rectangular contrast is consistent from start to finish it? Try using a pencil to cover the junction of two adjacent rectangles.
When you put a pencil on any two adjacent rectangular border line, the two rectangles look the same in brightness, but they are inconsistent. Mainly on the strength of our brightness contrast sensitive, as in that line between the two rectangles the same. When the line is covered, and still have a little bit different, we differ on this point is not sensitive enough, this is the famous vehicles such as Havre illusion.
in front of the mirror, you see the beauty or the skull? (Figure 14)
Figure in the move! (Figure 1)
(Figure 2)
over the earth? Take a look at this picture, this is the evidence. (Figure 4)
The line is curved it? They are actually parallel (Figure 5)
you see a bunch of black stuff? Or an English? (Figure 7)
look carefully, you see? (Won `t come to see what is it?) (Figure 8)
point out of nothing (Figure 10)
you see a vortex it? In fact they are one of concentric circles. (Figure 11)
Which of these two long vertical lines? In fact the same length. (Figure 12)
figure is indeed a circle is round. (Figure 13)
the diamond edges are straight. (Figure 14)
see, the following line will intersect it? (Figure 15)
Figure in turn! (Figure 16)
(Figure 17)
which the two great circle in the center? In fact, as big! (Figure 18)
six cups you see it? Still saw six different attitude in the face? (Figure 19)
Fluctuations in water up! (Figure 21)
(Figure 23)
What do you see? A woman's face, or a saxophone with people? (Figure 24)
long line AB or BC long? (Figure 25)
you see an old man. Can not you see two lovers kissing each other it? (Figure 26)
Paragraph 53 make soup ( learn more free soup )
1, the chicken or the chicken pot bamboo Chinese yam, wolfberry, red dates (Yin and blood)
2, bighead carp head pot black beans, red dates (dizziness, headache)
3, loach fish pot black beans, red dates, dried tangerine peel (blood, beauty)
4, mushrooms, fragrant letter, Meidou, white beans, red dates (Annex cyst)
5, pigeons burning Chinese yam, wolfberry, red dates (spleen, blood)
6, the black carp fish pot black beans, red dates (blood, dizziness, headache)
7, pig pot Eucommia, cattle vigorously, jujube (back pain)
8, pig pot Rehmannia , Radix, dates, Huang Jing (UFA, back pain)
9, pig pot Eucommia, Morinda, cattle vigorously, jujube (qi, back pain)
10, chicken (or Black Chicken) Beiqi burning, anti-party, jujube (qi, blood)
11, pig pot Beiqi, anti-party, dates, Qi Zi (blood, beauty)
12, pig cooker beef strong , Woodwardia, jujube (blood, back pain)
13, carp pot dates, Sapporo son (blood, beauty)
14, live fish stew Cordyceps or Chinese yam, Wolfberry (Yin and kidney) < br> 15, raw fish boil yam, wolfberry, red dates (yin, blood, beauty)
16, Smilax glabra pot or pot turtle pig (to air dehumidification)
17, lamb pot Chinese yam, Wolfberry add water chestnuts, a little parsley, red dates (Yin and kidney)
18, stewed pig heart angelica, Codonopsis or Beiqi, black beans, lean meat (sweating)
19, rabbit pot North skin, treating diabetes (nocturnal enuresis)
20, the first pot River bighead carp bow, Angelica, red dates (dizziness, headache)
21, mutton, Codonopsis, Rehmannia, Angelica, red dates (anemia) < br> 22, donkey-hide gelatin stew meat, red dates, Qi Zi (menorrhagia, in the period when the clothes are not clean,)
23, Sha Yan, Chinese yam, soil Poria, Atractylodes burning lean meat (cold stomach, spleen) < br> 24, Tin Jibao Codonopsis, Chinese yam, red dates (qi, spleen)
25, Tin Jibao Tianqi, red dates (for the joints of patients, during treatment)
26, mulberry root pot lean meat (hypertension, cerebral vascular accident)
27, white bean pot pig Li (diabetes)
28, partridge pot Chuanbei, figs, almonds (cough)
29, Walnut burning or pig kidney (nocturia)
30, loach fish pot red beans, dried tangerine peel (physical weakness, nosebleeds)
31, lotus, Rhizoma Imperatae lean burn (nosebleeds)
32, Xuan Hu Su 20 grams, 20 grams of pot Motherwort eggs, red ginseng (menstrual pain) cold soup
1, mulberry leaves, black sesame, carrots, boil pig or fish (to prevent colitis)
2, Sang leaves, black sesame, carrots, black beans burning pig or fish (Yin and Yang Soup)
3, Radix, Polygonatum pot, bamboo rolling meat, chicken or pork pot (Yin, lungs)
4 , lotus seeds, lily pot fish (spleen)
5, black sesame seeds pot head (detoxification)
6, water chestnut, carrot, rolling boil pig meat (Qing Yin heat, low grade fever)
7, mud carp or carp kudzu pot add red dates, ginger and dried tangerine peel (thermal treatment of flexor pain)
8, Mao potato (the pigs potato), carrots, boil pig (heat, cure sore throat )
9, dried vegetables, carrots, lily, Meidou, pig or fish, mussels pot (hot cough)
10, arrowroot, carrots, mussels pot pig (heat)
13, winter melon, red beans, or add Lianpeng Meidou burning a pig, dried tangerine peel (detoxification)
14, old cucumber, red beans, Meidou carrots, boil pig or fish, dried tangerine peel (detoxification) < br> 15, pig pot red bean or black sesame Lee (pediatric heat, Xiaozhi appetizers)
16, seaweed, soy ho, dried scallop soup (pharyngitis)
17, watercress, carrots, Fish ball soup (heat)
18, white fungus, lean meat, eggs, soup (heat, lungs)
19, South apricots, almonds, Meidou, fig, lily, tangerine peel burning lean ( dry cough without phlegm)
20, apple, orange peel, candied lean burn (cough)
21, Sydney, dried tangerine peel, candied burning lean (heat cough)
22, stone dishes, green bean pot carp, dried tangerine peel , ginger (sore throat, clear and bright before the service)
23, pigeons, green bean pot add orange peel, ginger (to prevent heat prickly heat, sore throat, clear and bright before the service)
24, Lily, Shi surgery, yam pot lean ( spleen, nourishing yin)
25, raw fish pot watercress (or American Ginseng), fig (detoxification)
26, pseudo-ginseng (30 grams), Salvia (5 g), or pig pot Chicken (hypertension)
27, Jianhua, figs, dried tangerine peel pot pig (hot cough)
28, carrot, radish, seaweed or fish pot pig (heat appetizer)
29, pig stomach burning lotus seeds, dill surgery or burn ginkgo, yuba (spleen appetizer)
30, mung bean pot turtle grass half a catty (hepatitis B)
31, RB 10 grams of white, black pot loach fish (stream nosebleed)
32, loach fish pot red beans, dried tangerine peel (for weak nosebleeds)
33, American Ginseng (Panax quinquefolius), Polygonatum lean burn (for physical weakness, fever)
34, mung bean, red bean, South beans (lentils), fish or pig pot black (yin and yang soup)
35, shell beans, garlic, brown sugar and store in Plum leaf burn (diarrhea coward)
36, two garlic 2 pot and store in brown sugar (chronic colitis)
37, bream fish, tofu, parsley and white bean soup (oral ulcers)
38, white fungus, eggs, lean meat soup (Qingfei hot)
40, carp porridge (for habitual abortion)
41, donkey-hide gelatin, rice porridge (for habitual abortion)
42, Chine, jade cane boiling water (detoxification, thirst quencher, diuretic, fluid )
43, sweet corn, carrots, water chestnut pot feet (heat, solution Department)
44, Black Chicken, lean burn American Ginseng (detoxification)
45, Yu-chu, wheat burning lean winter (autumn cough)
46, Tuniu seven carp or pig Banlangen Li burning, lean meat (pharyngitis)
47, Centella asiatica inflammation or pig fish pot (detoxification)
48, JGC half a catty, 2 the two dates (to the core) to burn more than 6 hours (neonatal jaundice)
49, Maozhaocao burning lean meat, add ginger, tangerine peel (Annex cysts)
50 , Polygonatum, lotus seeds, dill lean burn operation (neurasthenia, more than a dream)
51, Polygonatum lean burn (throat, cough)
52, JGC, cotton capillaris, Hypericum Wang pot candied (hepatitis B)
53, Ganoderma lucidum, ginseng cooker close dates, lean meat or pig (in the blood test before the suit)
2, bighead carp head pot black beans, red dates (dizziness, headache)
3, loach fish pot black beans, red dates, dried tangerine peel (blood, beauty)
4, mushrooms, fragrant letter, Meidou, white beans, red dates (Annex cyst)
5, pigeons burning Chinese yam, wolfberry, red dates (spleen, blood)
6, the black carp fish pot black beans, red dates (blood, dizziness, headache)
7, pig pot Eucommia, cattle vigorously, jujube (back pain)
8, pig pot Rehmannia , Radix, dates, Huang Jing (UFA, back pain)
9, pig pot Eucommia, Morinda, cattle vigorously, jujube (qi, back pain)
10, chicken (or Black Chicken) Beiqi burning, anti-party, jujube (qi, blood)
11, pig pot Beiqi, anti-party, dates, Qi Zi (blood, beauty)
12, pig cooker beef strong , Woodwardia, jujube (blood, back pain)
13, carp pot dates, Sapporo son (blood, beauty)
14, live fish stew Cordyceps or Chinese yam, Wolfberry (Yin and kidney) < br> 15, raw fish boil yam, wolfberry, red dates (yin, blood, beauty)
16, Smilax glabra pot or pot turtle pig (to air dehumidification)
17, lamb pot Chinese yam, Wolfberry add water chestnuts, a little parsley, red dates (Yin and kidney)
18, stewed pig heart angelica, Codonopsis or Beiqi, black beans, lean meat (sweating)
19, rabbit pot North skin, treating diabetes (nocturnal enuresis)
20, the first pot River bighead carp bow, Angelica, red dates (dizziness, headache)
21, mutton, Codonopsis, Rehmannia, Angelica, red dates (anemia) < br> 22, donkey-hide gelatin stew meat, red dates, Qi Zi (menorrhagia, in the period when the clothes are not clean,)
23, Sha Yan, Chinese yam, soil Poria, Atractylodes burning lean meat (cold stomach, spleen) < br> 24, Tin Jibao Codonopsis, Chinese yam, red dates (qi, spleen)
25, Tin Jibao Tianqi, red dates (for the joints of patients, during treatment)
26, mulberry root pot lean meat (hypertension, cerebral vascular accident)
27, white bean pot pig Li (diabetes)
28, partridge pot Chuanbei, figs, almonds (cough)
29, Walnut burning or pig kidney (nocturia)
30, loach fish pot red beans, dried tangerine peel (physical weakness, nosebleeds)
31, lotus, Rhizoma Imperatae lean burn (nosebleeds)
32, Xuan Hu Su 20 grams, 20 grams of pot Motherwort eggs, red ginseng (menstrual pain) cold soup
1, mulberry leaves, black sesame, carrots, boil pig or fish (to prevent colitis)
2, Sang leaves, black sesame, carrots, black beans burning pig or fish (Yin and Yang Soup)
3, Radix, Polygonatum pot, bamboo rolling meat, chicken or pork pot (Yin, lungs)
4 , lotus seeds, lily pot fish (spleen)
5, black sesame seeds pot head (detoxification)
6, water chestnut, carrot, rolling boil pig meat (Qing Yin heat, low grade fever)
7, mud carp or carp kudzu pot add red dates, ginger and dried tangerine peel (thermal treatment of flexor pain)
8, Mao potato (the pigs potato), carrots, boil pig (heat, cure sore throat )
9, dried vegetables, carrots, lily, Meidou, pig or fish, mussels pot (hot cough)
10, arrowroot, carrots, mussels pot pig (heat)
13, winter melon, red beans, or add Lianpeng Meidou burning a pig, dried tangerine peel (detoxification)
14, old cucumber, red beans, Meidou carrots, boil pig or fish, dried tangerine peel (detoxification) < br> 15, pig pot red bean or black sesame Lee (pediatric heat, Xiaozhi appetizers)
16, seaweed, soy ho, dried scallop soup (pharyngitis)
17, watercress, carrots, Fish ball soup (heat)
18, white fungus, lean meat, eggs, soup (heat, lungs)
19, South apricots, almonds, Meidou, fig, lily, tangerine peel burning lean ( dry cough without phlegm)
20, apple, orange peel, candied lean burn (cough)
21, Sydney, dried tangerine peel, candied burning lean (heat cough)
22, stone dishes, green bean pot carp, dried tangerine peel , ginger (sore throat, clear and bright before the service)
23, pigeons, green bean pot add orange peel, ginger (to prevent heat prickly heat, sore throat, clear and bright before the service)
24, Lily, Shi surgery, yam pot lean ( spleen, nourishing yin)
25, raw fish pot watercress (or American Ginseng), fig (detoxification)
26, pseudo-ginseng (30 grams), Salvia (5 g), or pig pot Chicken (hypertension)
27, Jianhua, figs, dried tangerine peel pot pig (hot cough)
28, carrot, radish, seaweed or fish pot pig (heat appetizer)
29, pig stomach burning lotus seeds, dill surgery or burn ginkgo, yuba (spleen appetizer)
30, mung bean pot turtle grass half a catty (hepatitis B)
31, RB 10 grams of white, black pot loach fish (stream nosebleed)
32, loach fish pot red beans, dried tangerine peel (for weak nosebleeds)
33, American Ginseng (Panax quinquefolius), Polygonatum lean burn (for physical weakness, fever)
34, mung bean, red bean, South beans (lentils), fish or pig pot black (yin and yang soup)
35, shell beans, garlic, brown sugar and store in Plum leaf burn (diarrhea coward)
36, two garlic 2 pot and store in brown sugar (chronic colitis)
37, bream fish, tofu, parsley and white bean soup (oral ulcers)
38, white fungus, eggs, lean meat soup (Qingfei hot)
40, carp porridge (for habitual abortion)
41, donkey-hide gelatin, rice porridge (for habitual abortion)
42, Chine, jade cane boiling water (detoxification, thirst quencher, diuretic, fluid )
43, sweet corn, carrots, water chestnut pot feet (heat, solution Department)
44, Black Chicken, lean burn American Ginseng (detoxification)
45, Yu-chu, wheat burning lean winter (autumn cough)
46, Tuniu seven carp or pig Banlangen Li burning, lean meat (pharyngitis)
47, Centella asiatica inflammation or pig fish pot (detoxification)
48, JGC half a catty, 2 the two dates (to the core) to burn more than 6 hours (neonatal jaundice)
49, Maozhaocao burning lean meat, add ginger, tangerine peel (Annex cysts)
50 , Polygonatum, lotus seeds, dill lean burn operation (neurasthenia, more than a dream)
51, Polygonatum lean burn (throat, cough)
52, JGC, cotton capillaris, Hypericum Wang pot candied (hepatitis B)
53, Ganoderma lucidum, ginseng cooker close dates, lean meat or pig (in the blood test before the suit)
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Hungry
beginning of the day : more than nine
morning mood : good mood
work / school on the way : a lot of people go to work
today plan: good work
Morning gossip : if not, does not seem as if there is no
the news : Another earthquake
personalized signature today : Come on
yesterday's dream: Spring Dreams
morning mood : good mood
work / school on the way : a lot of people go to work
today plan: good work
Morning gossip : if not, does not seem as if there is no
the news : Another earthquake
personalized signature today : Come on
yesterday's dream: Spring Dreams
Sunday, May 15, 2011
The most beautiful man
The most beautiful man
humorous best man . Angry or frustrated at the women when the men will be fantastic sense of humor to use language and actions make her smile through tears .
tolerant man best . Tolerance of men to women not hesitate to fault tolerance , understanding people around to pardon .
homely family man best . Gu family man will be an apron shuttle system between the pots and pans , although the appearance looks a bit mediocre , but the share of caring for his wife and children vividly the meantime, the better able to feel real warm.
best man prudent silence . The more chaos that saliva splash of men, has more and not a major ; action in the former , the sound man in the post , often quietly done a lot of room to do it .
hard-working man the most beautiful. Because this time, men not only showed his entrepreneurial spirit , but also reflects his quick thinking , crisp way of doing things , the determination of the outstanding work done .
unwavering loyalty to the man best . In today's age of goods , deception and betrayal of things more and more loyal to the more rare and important. Unwavering loyalty to the family of the woman the man will be able to attract the envy of many women love the attention dumping .
they may not the most beautiful man in chaos . In a crisis can come forward to calm the man, will make women feel safe, reliable, and safe haven to become the backbone of her
humorous best man . Angry or frustrated at the women when the men will be fantastic sense of humor to use language and actions make her smile through tears .
tolerant man best . Tolerance of men to women not hesitate to fault tolerance , understanding people around to pardon .
homely family man best . Gu family man will be an apron shuttle system between the pots and pans , although the appearance looks a bit mediocre , but the share of caring for his wife and children vividly the meantime, the better able to feel real warm.
best man prudent silence . The more chaos that saliva splash of men, has more and not a major ; action in the former , the sound man in the post , often quietly done a lot of room to do it .
hard-working man the most beautiful. Because this time, men not only showed his entrepreneurial spirit , but also reflects his quick thinking , crisp way of doing things , the determination of the outstanding work done .
unwavering loyalty to the man best . In today's age of goods , deception and betrayal of things more and more loyal to the more rare and important. Unwavering loyalty to the family of the woman the man will be able to attract the envy of many women love the attention dumping .
they may not the most beautiful man in chaos . In a crisis can come forward to calm the man, will make women feel safe, reliable, and safe haven to become the backbone of her
One hundred Spanish profanity
not curse but to prevent being abused did not know. Some foreigners very bad!
1. Stop complaining! not complaining! Deja de quejarte! = Fuera las quejas!
2. You make me sick! You make me sick! ? ME DAS ASCO
3. What's wrong with you? You how is it? Qué pasa contigo?
4. You shouldn't have done that! You really should not do that!? No tenías que haber hecho eso!
5. You're a jerk! You are a waste / jerk! ? Eres un / a inútil!
6. Don't talk to me like that! Do not talk to me like!? No me hables en ese tono!
7. Who do you think you are? You think you Who are you? ? Quién te has creido que eres?
8. What's your problem? You how ah? ? Cuál es tu problema?
9. I hate you! I hate you! ? Me caes mal! =? Te odio!
10. I don't want to see your face! I do not want to see you! ? No quiero verte nunca más!
11. You're crazy! You crazy!? Estás loco / a! =? Estás colgado / a! =? Estás flipado / a!
12. Are you insane / crazy / out of your mind? you crazy? (You're crazy!)? Estás en tus cabales? =? Estás loco / a? =? Estás flipando?
13. Don't bother me. Do not bother me. No me molestes = Déjame en paz.
14. Knock it off. Do not bother me. No me vengas con esas = No me vengas con eso.
15. Get out of my face. From my face! Desaparece de mi vista.
16. Leave me alone. Away. Déjame en paz = Déjame tranquilo / a
17. Get lost. Go away! Lárgate!
18. Take a hike! Where the cool go where the rest again. Dáte una vuelta = Búscate un hobbie
19. You piss me off. You got my back. Te estás cachondeando de mi = Me tienes harto / a
20. It's none of your business. Pishi off! A tí qué te importa = Esto no te incumbe
21. What's the meaning of this? What does this mean? ? Qué me estás diciendo? =? Esto qué significa?
22. How dare you! You dare Ni se te ocurra = Ni te atrevas
23. Cut it out., Forget it. Déjalo
24. You stupid jerk! You stupid jerk! Eres un estúpido / a = Eres un / a gilipollas
25. You have a lot of nerve. Insolent. Tienes mucho morro = Tienes un morro que te lo pisas = Tienes mas cara que espalda
26. I'm fed up. I'm tired. Estoy harto / a
27. I can't take it anymore. I can not stand it! (Tete) Ya no puedo más = No aguanto más
28. I've had enough of your garbage. I'm tired of your nonsense. Estoy cansado / a de tus estupideces.
29. Shut up! Shut up! Cállate = Cierra el pico
30. What do you want? You want? ? Qué quieres?
31. Do you know what time it is? You know what time it is? ? Sabes qué hora es?
32. What were you thinking? You thinking ah? ? En qué estabas pensando?
33. How can you say that? How could you say that? ? Cómo puedes decir eso?
34. Who says? Who said that? ? Quién lo ha dicho?
35. That's what you think! S what you had in mind! Eso sólo se te ocurre a tí
36. Don't look at me like that. Do not look at me. No me mires así = No me mires con esos ojos
37. What did you say? You say? ? Qué dijiste?
38. You are out of your mind. You out of my mind! No estás cuerdo / a
39. You make me so mad. You got my friends. Me pones furioso
40. Drop dead. Go to hell! Lárgate por alli = Vete a la mierda
41. Fuckoff. Get out. Fuera
42. Don't give me your shit. Do not give me nonsense. No me mandes tus mierdas = No pienso soportarte
43. Don't give me your excuses / No more excuses. Do not look for excuses. No me des más excusas
44. You're a pain in the ass. You bastard. Eres un pesado / a
45. You're an asshole. You pain in the ass. Eres un / a gilipollas
46. You bastard! You bastard! Eres un bastardo
47. Get over yourself. Get over yourself. No seas creido.
48. You're nothing to me. You told me nothing. No eres nadie para mi
49. It's not my fault. Not my fault. No es culpa mia = No es mi error
50. You look guilty. You look guilty. Tienes cara de ser culpable
51. I can't help it. I can not. No puedo hacer nada
52. That's your problem. That is your problem. Ese es tu problema = Me importa un bledo
53. I don't want to hear it. I do not want to hear! No quiero escuchar
54. Get off my back. Little wordy to me. Aléjate de mi = Déjame en paz
55. Give me a break. Give me a break. Déjame tranquilo / a = Dame un respiro
56. Who do you think you're talking to? You think you're talking to? ? Con quién te has creido que estás hablando?
57. Look at this mess! Look at this mess! Mira este lio = Mira este jaleo = Mira la que se ha montado
58. You're so careless. You're so careless. Qué descuidado / a eres
59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth? You in the end Why do not you tell me the truth? Porqué diablos no me dijiste la verdad? = Porqué cojones no me dijiste la verdad?
60. I'm about to explode! I'm about to explode! Voy a explotar!
61. What a stupid idiot! A stupid! Qué idiota! = Qué estúpido!
62. I'm not going to put up with this! I can not stand it! No puedo aguantar más!
63. I never want to see your face again! I never want to see you! No quiero ver tu cara nunca más
64. That's terrible. What a shame! Es terrible
65. Just look at what you've done! See you've done! Mira la que has liado = Mira la que has montado
66. I wish I had never met you. I wish I had never met you! Desearía no haberte conocido = Me arrepiento de haberte conocido
67. You're a disgrace. You're a disgrace! Eres un / a desgraciado / a
68. I'll never forgive you! I will never forgive you! Me voy a acordar de ti = Esta no te la perdono
69. Don't nag me! I'll never forgive you! No me des la lata = No vengas a fastidiarme = No me fastidies
70. I'm sick of it. I'm tired. Estoy cansado / a de eso
71. You're such a *****! You * Son! Eres una ....( puta, furcia ... only to curse the woman)
72. Stop screwing / fooling / messing around! You're such a! Déja de joder
73. Mind your own business! Mind your own business! Preocúpate de lo tuyo, vale?
74. You're just a good for nothing bum! You're a waste! / You nothing! No sirves para nada = No eres nada
75. You've gone too far! You too much! Has ido demasiado lejos = Te has pasado de la raya
76. I loathe you! I hate you! Detesto las personas como tú
77. I detest you! I hate you! Te odio
78. Get the hell out of here! Get out! Vete a tomar por culo
79. Don't be that way! Do not like that! No seas así = No hagas eso
80. Can't you do anything right?'re Just a good for nothing. ? Es que no puedes hacer nada bien?
81. You're impossible. You're impossible. Tú no tienes remedio = No tienes salvación
82. Don't touch me! Do not touch me! No me toques
83. Get away from me! Away from me! Aléjate de mi
84. Get out of my life. I do not want to see you again. / Disappear from my life now. Sal de mi vida = Desaparece de mi vista
85. You're a joke! You're a clown! Estas bromeando? = Bromeas?
86. Don't give me your attitude. We're through. Déja de actuar conmigo
87. You'll be sorry. You'll regret it. Te vas a arrepentir
88. We're through. We're through! Hemos terminado = Hemos acabado
89. Look at the mess you've made! Your mess! Mira el lio que has montado
90. You've ruined everything. You've screwed up. Lo has destrozado todo
91. I can't believe your never. Look at the mess! No puedo confiar más en ti = Cómo has podido?
92. You're away too far. You are too much. Has ido demasiado lejos
93. I can't take you any more! I can not stand you! No puedo aguantarte más
94. I'm telling you for the last time! I'm telling you again! Te lo diré una última vez
95. I could kill you! I kill you! Me gustaría matarte = Acabaría contigo
96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I heard it was the most stupid thing! (Bill Gates used) Esa es la cosa más estúpida que he oido
97. I can't believe a word you say. I can not believe you do! No puedo creer en nada de lo que dices
98 . You never tell the truth! You never tell the truth! Eres un mentiroso / a = Nunca dices la verdad
99. Don't push me! Do not * me! No me marees = No me calientes
100. Enough is enough! Enough is enough! Ya vale = Basta
mierda feces; dirty, coo, cojones, cabrón, puta madre, que te follen, curo,
tonto Daisha's; stupid; naive; silly; mf fool; stupid used only in the Latin American countries are: boludo, pelotudo, huevon, perra!
Mexico commonly used: Vete chincado; Cuba common: pinga, maricón, other commonly used Sebastián said everything.
There is also a not very strong: Vaya a diós.
was the most commonly used is: chincar
Que te den por el curo!
very bad La madre que lo palío.
Hijo de puta
rogue rogue ciruja patotero .. miserable wretch thirty-eight puta de mierda
flattering chupa media satyr degenerado bastard son of a bitch boludo turtle cornudo neuropathy, loco idiot idiota
Oh, the curse is more gentle method BARCELONA .. ..
most heard in the curse is VETE LA MIERDA ... CABRON ... so
JODER ... .. not exactly the curse words, when we usually often said. . such was surprised ..
HIJO DE PUTA ... super ugly .. do not criticize the general quarrel .. ..
cabron is not the quality of young girls who are strong * it, marica, maricón homosexuality. which : maricón pinga cojones ..... the landlord of the video have emerged.
marica / maricón refers to the effeminate man, spoken in Latin America used
huevón: huovo is the egg, there are only men there, the usage of the word became a bigger curse words
gilipolla commonly used in Spanish, polla this species where the word refers to a man with his word is also related to many other classic
joder Spanish language so no one say it?
co? o Although the positive, but both men and women
carajo is co? o the original version, the Spanish have not said, speaking Latin America has become a commonly used words
cabrón, cabra goat related to these roots not only the meaning of the word
leche men in Spain xx refers to the liquid, according to the original intent for the milk you can think of, because there lecha word
1.Fuck you !-------? Te cojo!
2.Shit !--------? Mierda!? Cagon!
4.Te recomiendo un libro de auto-ayuda que se llama > I suggest you read a self-help book, called
5.Dios le da el pan al que no tiene dientes.
God the bread to a toothless man. (Flowers inserted in cow dung)
1. Stop complaining! not complaining! Deja de quejarte! = Fuera las quejas!
2. You make me sick! You make me sick! ? ME DAS ASCO
3. What's wrong with you? You how is it? Qué pasa contigo?
4. You shouldn't have done that! You really should not do that!? No tenías que haber hecho eso!
5. You're a jerk! You are a waste / jerk! ? Eres un / a inútil!
6. Don't talk to me like that! Do not talk to me like!? No me hables en ese tono!
7. Who do you think you are? You think you Who are you? ? Quién te has creido que eres?
8. What's your problem? You how ah? ? Cuál es tu problema?
9. I hate you! I hate you! ? Me caes mal! =? Te odio!
10. I don't want to see your face! I do not want to see you! ? No quiero verte nunca más!
11. You're crazy! You crazy!? Estás loco / a! =? Estás colgado / a! =? Estás flipado / a!
12. Are you insane / crazy / out of your mind? you crazy? (You're crazy!)? Estás en tus cabales? =? Estás loco / a? =? Estás flipando?
13. Don't bother me. Do not bother me. No me molestes = Déjame en paz.
14. Knock it off. Do not bother me. No me vengas con esas = No me vengas con eso.
15. Get out of my face. From my face! Desaparece de mi vista.
16. Leave me alone. Away. Déjame en paz = Déjame tranquilo / a
17. Get lost. Go away! Lárgate!
18. Take a hike! Where the cool go where the rest again. Dáte una vuelta = Búscate un hobbie
19. You piss me off. You got my back. Te estás cachondeando de mi = Me tienes harto / a
20. It's none of your business. Pishi off! A tí qué te importa = Esto no te incumbe
21. What's the meaning of this? What does this mean? ? Qué me estás diciendo? =? Esto qué significa?
22. How dare you! You dare Ni se te ocurra = Ni te atrevas
23. Cut it out., Forget it. Déjalo
24. You stupid jerk! You stupid jerk! Eres un estúpido / a = Eres un / a gilipollas
25. You have a lot of nerve. Insolent. Tienes mucho morro = Tienes un morro que te lo pisas = Tienes mas cara que espalda
26. I'm fed up. I'm tired. Estoy harto / a
27. I can't take it anymore. I can not stand it! (Tete) Ya no puedo más = No aguanto más
28. I've had enough of your garbage. I'm tired of your nonsense. Estoy cansado / a de tus estupideces.
29. Shut up! Shut up! Cállate = Cierra el pico
30. What do you want? You want? ? Qué quieres?
31. Do you know what time it is? You know what time it is? ? Sabes qué hora es?
32. What were you thinking? You thinking ah? ? En qué estabas pensando?
33. How can you say that? How could you say that? ? Cómo puedes decir eso?
34. Who says? Who said that? ? Quién lo ha dicho?
35. That's what you think! S what you had in mind! Eso sólo se te ocurre a tí
36. Don't look at me like that. Do not look at me. No me mires así = No me mires con esos ojos
37. What did you say? You say? ? Qué dijiste?
38. You are out of your mind. You out of my mind! No estás cuerdo / a
39. You make me so mad. You got my friends. Me pones furioso
40. Drop dead. Go to hell! Lárgate por alli = Vete a la mierda
41. Fuckoff. Get out. Fuera
42. Don't give me your shit. Do not give me nonsense. No me mandes tus mierdas = No pienso soportarte
43. Don't give me your excuses / No more excuses. Do not look for excuses. No me des más excusas
44. You're a pain in the ass. You bastard. Eres un pesado / a
45. You're an asshole. You pain in the ass. Eres un / a gilipollas
46. You bastard! You bastard! Eres un bastardo
47. Get over yourself. Get over yourself. No seas creido.
48. You're nothing to me. You told me nothing. No eres nadie para mi
49. It's not my fault. Not my fault. No es culpa mia = No es mi error
50. You look guilty. You look guilty. Tienes cara de ser culpable
51. I can't help it. I can not. No puedo hacer nada
52. That's your problem. That is your problem. Ese es tu problema = Me importa un bledo
53. I don't want to hear it. I do not want to hear! No quiero escuchar
54. Get off my back. Little wordy to me. Aléjate de mi = Déjame en paz
55. Give me a break. Give me a break. Déjame tranquilo / a = Dame un respiro
56. Who do you think you're talking to? You think you're talking to? ? Con quién te has creido que estás hablando?
57. Look at this mess! Look at this mess! Mira este lio = Mira este jaleo = Mira la que se ha montado
58. You're so careless. You're so careless. Qué descuidado / a eres
59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth? You in the end Why do not you tell me the truth? Porqué diablos no me dijiste la verdad? = Porqué cojones no me dijiste la verdad?
60. I'm about to explode! I'm about to explode! Voy a explotar!
61. What a stupid idiot! A stupid! Qué idiota! = Qué estúpido!
62. I'm not going to put up with this! I can not stand it! No puedo aguantar más!
63. I never want to see your face again! I never want to see you! No quiero ver tu cara nunca más
64. That's terrible. What a shame! Es terrible
65. Just look at what you've done! See you've done! Mira la que has liado = Mira la que has montado
66. I wish I had never met you. I wish I had never met you! Desearía no haberte conocido = Me arrepiento de haberte conocido
67. You're a disgrace. You're a disgrace! Eres un / a desgraciado / a
68. I'll never forgive you! I will never forgive you! Me voy a acordar de ti = Esta no te la perdono
69. Don't nag me! I'll never forgive you! No me des la lata = No vengas a fastidiarme = No me fastidies
70. I'm sick of it. I'm tired. Estoy cansado / a de eso
71. You're such a *****! You * Son! Eres una ....( puta, furcia ... only to curse the woman)
72. Stop screwing / fooling / messing around! You're such a! Déja de joder
73. Mind your own business! Mind your own business! Preocúpate de lo tuyo, vale?
74. You're just a good for nothing bum! You're a waste! / You nothing! No sirves para nada = No eres nada
75. You've gone too far! You too much! Has ido demasiado lejos = Te has pasado de la raya
76. I loathe you! I hate you! Detesto las personas como tú
77. I detest you! I hate you! Te odio
78. Get the hell out of here! Get out! Vete a tomar por culo
79. Don't be that way! Do not like that! No seas así = No hagas eso
80. Can't you do anything right?'re Just a good for nothing. ? Es que no puedes hacer nada bien?
81. You're impossible. You're impossible. Tú no tienes remedio = No tienes salvación
82. Don't touch me! Do not touch me! No me toques
83. Get away from me! Away from me! Aléjate de mi
84. Get out of my life. I do not want to see you again. / Disappear from my life now. Sal de mi vida = Desaparece de mi vista
85. You're a joke! You're a clown! Estas bromeando? = Bromeas?
86. Don't give me your attitude. We're through. Déja de actuar conmigo
87. You'll be sorry. You'll regret it. Te vas a arrepentir
88. We're through. We're through! Hemos terminado = Hemos acabado
89. Look at the mess you've made! Your mess! Mira el lio que has montado
90. You've ruined everything. You've screwed up. Lo has destrozado todo
91. I can't believe your never. Look at the mess! No puedo confiar más en ti = Cómo has podido?
92. You're away too far. You are too much. Has ido demasiado lejos
93. I can't take you any more! I can not stand you! No puedo aguantarte más
94. I'm telling you for the last time! I'm telling you again! Te lo diré una última vez
95. I could kill you! I kill you! Me gustaría matarte = Acabaría contigo
96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I heard it was the most stupid thing! (Bill Gates used) Esa es la cosa más estúpida que he oido
97. I can't believe a word you say. I can not believe you do! No puedo creer en nada de lo que dices
98 . You never tell the truth! You never tell the truth! Eres un mentiroso / a = Nunca dices la verdad
99. Don't push me! Do not * me! No me marees = No me calientes
100. Enough is enough! Enough is enough! Ya vale = Basta
mierda feces; dirty, coo, cojones, cabrón, puta madre, que te follen, curo,
tonto Daisha's; stupid; naive; silly; mf fool; stupid used only in the Latin American countries are: boludo, pelotudo, huevon, perra!
Mexico commonly used: Vete chincado; Cuba common: pinga, maricón, other commonly used Sebastián said everything.
There is also a not very strong: Vaya a diós.
was the most commonly used is: chincar
Que te den por el curo!
very bad La madre que lo palío.
Hijo de puta
rogue rogue ciruja patotero .. miserable wretch thirty-eight puta de mierda
flattering chupa media satyr degenerado bastard son of a bitch boludo turtle cornudo neuropathy, loco idiot idiota
Oh, the curse is more gentle method BARCELONA .. ..
most heard in the curse is VETE LA MIERDA ... CABRON ... so
JODER ... .. not exactly the curse words, when we usually often said. . such was surprised ..
HIJO DE PUTA ... super ugly .. do not criticize the general quarrel .. ..
cabron is not the quality of young girls who are strong * it, marica, maricón homosexuality. which : maricón pinga cojones ..... the landlord of the video have emerged.
marica / maricón refers to the effeminate man, spoken in Latin America used
huevón: huovo is the egg, there are only men there, the usage of the word became a bigger curse words
gilipolla commonly used in Spanish, polla this species where the word refers to a man with his word is also related to many other classic
joder Spanish language so no one say it?
co? o Although the positive, but both men and women
carajo is co? o the original version, the Spanish have not said, speaking Latin America has become a commonly used words
cabrón, cabra goat related to these roots not only the meaning of the word
leche men in Spain xx refers to the liquid, according to the original intent for the milk you can think of, because there lecha word
1.Fuck you !-------? Te cojo!
2.Shit !--------? Mierda!? Cagon!
4.Te recomiendo un libro de auto-ayuda que se llama > I suggest you read a self-help book, called
5.Dios le da el pan al que no tiene dientes.
God the bread to a toothless man. (Flowers inserted in cow dung)
Adult
Remember as a child , has been looking forward to grow up ... Suddenly, I'm going to eighteen years old. Eighteen years old, from the parents of the means that I embrace , a person to living away from society; means that I take on more responsibility , be responsible for everything done for me in the end ; silly , like a baby ... ... these adjectives do not The later in my life . I want to learn to mature slowly , mature thinking , mature to face everything. I used to mess up any of patience , you could say I was small, but later, I absolutely can not go through that again ... ... I'm eighteen years old ... ... hey
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
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the last 20 to 0
first click Apply and then click OK o (∩ _ ∩) o,,,, to OK a
A river flows tips :
to help the students to use the network properly , we would like to share reproduced or friends, good things need not hiding Oh, it can be overcome with the school Suman The problem
If you have not figure below :
First Start in the choice of running
Input : gpedit.msc click OK
the following window, click Computer Configuration
management module
you click the click Network
click QoS Packet Scheduler in the process keep restrictions
click option to enable broadband
finished selecting the following situations occur
the last 20 to 0
first click Apply and then click OK o (∩ _ ∩) o,,,, to OK a
A river flows tips :
to help the students to use the network properly , we would like to share reproduced or friends, good things need not hiding Oh, it can be overcome with the school Suman The problem
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Marriage
Marriage is terrible?
Just feeling tired currently, with a little nervous to face the life in the future.
Not sure if my choice is correct, and not sure what will happen in our life, the only way is to go without any hesitate.
No perfect life, no perfect marriage, and no perfect man in the world.
One day, if you are boring with the life together with him, make yourself to be clear on what to do ......
Just feeling tired currently, with a little nervous to face the life in the future.
Not sure if my choice is correct, and not sure what will happen in our life, the only way is to go without any hesitate.
No perfect life, no perfect marriage, and no perfect man in the world.
One day, if you are boring with the life together with him, make yourself to be clear on what to do ......
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Twelve hour health little secret
Secret 1: be sure to sleep before midnight is 23:00 pm
midnight to 1:00 am the next day, on duty at this time gall bladder, bile is the time of operation and bone marrow. Midnight is the beginning of the body rest and repair, should sleep. Do not stay up late at this time, otherwise it will cause the fire Shangni bile, causing insomnia, headaches, sadness easy to think, and other neurological symptoms.
Secret 2: Chou Shi Chou Shi is to be happy to sleep
1:00 am to 3:00 pm, when the liver on duty, is the time of liver repair. Liver blood and the body can be adjusted to ease the body, so that blood to reconcile, detoxify and eliminate toxins, cleansing the body of work. At this point we should be under the spirit of a happy sleep, so as not to cause excessive blood suppress poor. Chinese medicine:
Secret 3: yin shi yin shi have a deeper sleep
3:00 to 5:00 in the morning, when the lung on duty, operating time breathing. Characterized as Chou Shi innovation in the liver after the blood, fresh blood available to the lung, pulmonary sent through the body. Therefore, ruddy in the morning, energetic. Yin shi lowest body temperature, blood pressure low, pulse and respiration are in the weakest state, the brain blood supply at least, this time on night duty staff easy to go wrong, seriously ill people are more vulnerable to death, we must pay sufficient attention. If you often wake up in the yin shi, the performance was lack of blood, should be addressed. Old man slowly got up early to practice less. Elderly insufficient kidney, if yin shi wake up, you can, such as interest rates seven times to smooth the eagerly die, such as the pharynx is very hard, so seven times, the bait made numerous tongue-chun. 7:00 am, when the large intestine by duty, is conducive to excretion. Mao Shi blood flow noted in the large intestine, the most appropriate at this time a cup of warm water, then go to defecation. Breakfast can be bananas, oranges, apples kind of acidic, high-fiber fruits and vegetables. Mao Shi Do not drink alcohol, or inability to timely liver detoxification, resulting in blood alcohol concentration increased, inevitably harmful.
Secret 5: to eat breakfast chenshi
chenshi are 7:00 am to 9:00 am, when the stomach on duty, must not let it idle. Your stomach have been waiting a whole night, so be sure to get up early to eat breakfast every day, but also to eat some, eat some, and will not get fat. At this point the best conditioning stomach every day, to start the body's power system.
Secret 6: Si Shi Si Shi Li spleen
9:00 am to 11:00 am on duty at this time the spleen, the spleen is the most active time. Office workers are also advised to get up activity, give yourself a glass of water to drink slowly, so that the extent of the spleen is most active; seat when the legs together, squeezing hard inside leg spleen, events big toe, if you have a hunger , but not immediately eat, you can access MODERN MEDICINE pressure to reduce gastric acid secretion. Splenic function is good, like digestion and absorption, like the quality of the blood, so rosy lips, or lip white or dark purple.
Secret 7: noon noon is the most suitable rest
11:00 to 13:00 am, when the heart by duty, is raising the heart of time. Heart qi to promote blood circulation noon, should repose, Yang Qi, the raising of tendons. To maintain the ease of mind at this time, proper rest or nap after lunch, but not more than 1 hour nap, otherwise it will cause insomnia. Up after moderate exercise, in order to facilitate blood to clear the whole body, enhance the functional activity of the heart.
Secret 8: digestion and absorption is not the most productive time is not when
13:00 to 15:00, when the small intestine by the duty. Voicing can be divided into the small intestine, the bladder will be included in liquid water, the dross into the large intestine, the essence of the input to the spleen. So lunch should be finished before 1 pm, so the small intestine before they can be the most productive time of their energy absorption of nutrients. Buddhism also has
Secret 9: GENOTYPES drink plenty of water voiding
GENOTYPES is 15:00 to 17:00, when the bladder duty. Bladder storage water liquid and fluid, and excess fluid out of the body water, body fluid in the body circulation. At this point the most suitable drink plenty of water, water is the most important time of day, time urination, this time the most suitable weight loss tea oolong tea or the crowd. The most sober mind this hour, memory is best for work and study.
Secret 10: After work to rest
shi shi is 17:00 to 19:00, when the kidney on duty. Kidney and reproductive organs of the fine essence. The birth of the kidney, kidney essence of the shi into the storage stage. SHEN Shi low grade fever is a major blood injury. Because the work is completed at this time is the time to be a short break, it is not appropriate fatigue. Impotence patients can massage the kidney at this point, the effect is most obvious. Commute ten toe grip action do more exercise enough yin, foot Sanyang, to stimulate Yongquan, which is achieved through kidney method.
Secret 11: Xu Shi
Xushi to maintain a good mood in the afternoon from 19:00 to 21:00, when the pericardium on duty, once again increase the power of the heart. the heart in good condition. To maintain a good mood at this time, dinner should not be too tired too, after the meal to rest; exercise the best way to walk, not strenuous exercise, or easy to insomnia. If at this time at home, can clap his hands with open arms about conditioning pericardium. Pericardium and the brain at this time is active time is the best time for reading, but also the day when the heaviest weight.
Secret 12: Hai Shi break gave birth rate
Haishi sleep is 21:00 to 23:00, then triple burner duty. Triple burner body in charge of all gas, is the main route of human blood to run, but also the largest of the six fu organs. If people sleep in the Hai Shi, Lotus can recuperate, the body is very useful. Edema were not easy to drink plenty of water before going to bed. Ba Duan Jin to do what the first action.
midnight to 1:00 am the next day, on duty at this time gall bladder, bile is the time of operation and bone marrow. Midnight is the beginning of the body rest and repair, should sleep. Do not stay up late at this time, otherwise it will cause the fire Shangni bile, causing insomnia, headaches, sadness easy to think, and other neurological symptoms.
Secret 2: Chou Shi Chou Shi is to be happy to sleep
1:00 am to 3:00 pm, when the liver on duty, is the time of liver repair. Liver blood and the body can be adjusted to ease the body, so that blood to reconcile, detoxify and eliminate toxins, cleansing the body of work. At this point we should be under the spirit of a happy sleep, so as not to cause excessive blood suppress poor. Chinese medicine:
Secret 3: yin shi yin shi have a deeper sleep
3:00 to 5:00 in the morning, when the lung on duty, operating time breathing. Characterized as Chou Shi innovation in the liver after the blood, fresh blood available to the lung, pulmonary sent through the body. Therefore, ruddy in the morning, energetic. Yin shi lowest body temperature, blood pressure low, pulse and respiration are in the weakest state, the brain blood supply at least, this time on night duty staff easy to go wrong, seriously ill people are more vulnerable to death, we must pay sufficient attention. If you often wake up in the yin shi, the performance was lack of blood, should be addressed. Old man slowly got up early to practice less. Elderly insufficient kidney, if yin shi wake up, you can, such as interest rates seven times to smooth the eagerly die, such as the pharynx is very hard, so seven times, the bait made numerous tongue-chun. 7:00 am, when the large intestine by duty, is conducive to excretion. Mao Shi blood flow noted in the large intestine, the most appropriate at this time a cup of warm water, then go to defecation. Breakfast can be bananas, oranges, apples kind of acidic, high-fiber fruits and vegetables. Mao Shi Do not drink alcohol, or inability to timely liver detoxification, resulting in blood alcohol concentration increased, inevitably harmful.
Secret 5: to eat breakfast chenshi
chenshi are 7:00 am to 9:00 am, when the stomach on duty, must not let it idle. Your stomach have been waiting a whole night, so be sure to get up early to eat breakfast every day, but also to eat some, eat some, and will not get fat. At this point the best conditioning stomach every day, to start the body's power system.
Secret 6: Si Shi Si Shi Li spleen
9:00 am to 11:00 am on duty at this time the spleen, the spleen is the most active time. Office workers are also advised to get up activity, give yourself a glass of water to drink slowly, so that the extent of the spleen is most active; seat when the legs together, squeezing hard inside leg spleen, events big toe, if you have a hunger , but not immediately eat, you can access MODERN MEDICINE pressure to reduce gastric acid secretion. Splenic function is good, like digestion and absorption, like the quality of the blood, so rosy lips, or lip white or dark purple.
Secret 7: noon noon is the most suitable rest
11:00 to 13:00 am, when the heart by duty, is raising the heart of time. Heart qi to promote blood circulation noon, should repose, Yang Qi, the raising of tendons. To maintain the ease of mind at this time, proper rest or nap after lunch, but not more than 1 hour nap, otherwise it will cause insomnia. Up after moderate exercise, in order to facilitate blood to clear the whole body, enhance the functional activity of the heart.
Secret 8: digestion and absorption is not the most productive time is not when
13:00 to 15:00, when the small intestine by the duty. Voicing can be divided into the small intestine, the bladder will be included in liquid water, the dross into the large intestine, the essence of the input to the spleen. So lunch should be finished before 1 pm, so the small intestine before they can be the most productive time of their energy absorption of nutrients. Buddhism also has
Secret 9: GENOTYPES drink plenty of water voiding
GENOTYPES is 15:00 to 17:00, when the bladder duty. Bladder storage water liquid and fluid, and excess fluid out of the body water, body fluid in the body circulation. At this point the most suitable drink plenty of water, water is the most important time of day, time urination, this time the most suitable weight loss tea oolong tea or the crowd. The most sober mind this hour, memory is best for work and study.
Secret 10: After work to rest
shi shi is 17:00 to 19:00, when the kidney on duty. Kidney and reproductive organs of the fine essence. The birth of the kidney, kidney essence of the shi into the storage stage. SHEN Shi low grade fever is a major blood injury. Because the work is completed at this time is the time to be a short break, it is not appropriate fatigue. Impotence patients can massage the kidney at this point, the effect is most obvious. Commute ten toe grip action do more exercise enough yin, foot Sanyang, to stimulate Yongquan, which is achieved through kidney method.
Secret 11: Xu Shi
Xushi to maintain a good mood in the afternoon from 19:00 to 21:00, when the pericardium on duty, once again increase the power of the heart. the heart in good condition. To maintain a good mood at this time, dinner should not be too tired too, after the meal to rest; exercise the best way to walk, not strenuous exercise, or easy to insomnia. If at this time at home, can clap his hands with open arms about conditioning pericardium. Pericardium and the brain at this time is active time is the best time for reading, but also the day when the heaviest weight.
Secret 12: Hai Shi break gave birth rate
Haishi sleep is 21:00 to 23:00, then triple burner duty. Triple burner body in charge of all gas, is the main route of human blood to run, but also the largest of the six fu organs. If people sleep in the Hai Shi, Lotus can recuperate, the body is very useful. Edema were not easy to drink plenty of water before going to bed. Ba Duan Jin to do what the first action.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
No birthday this year
Today is my birthday Lunar May 29, kind of like growing up, but also a kind of sentimental taste I do not know. Lonely day, mild acid mixed with some tears, sadness alone or resignation! ?
home less than a week to getting bored with summer vacation. Mother's nagging is not dictated to her sister, can not stop the trouble. Indeed the family will always stay at home feel tired, because I feel tired of it. Sleepless in deep when the always cranky, and why I always so lonely, did not care for, friends, and more is why I will not be actively looking for people just because of Afraid of hurting someone else, because I do not forgive inch tongue, aggressive; fear that I am annoying, because I always misunderstood the words of others; afraid of my kind of person who when I have ulterior motives. Leia! Tired ah!
childhood illnesses, to little Dali, because people do not do things I can do. Good strong heart, I constantly encourage myself: what people can do to you! This belief continues to grow with me. However, always feel something is missing. Stripped of the situation, I become indifferent; less friendship, I forget my true friends; less love, I'm lonely all no one cares about me. I am a good boy neighbor
eyes, eyes I was too self-willed parents, friends, I was too arrogant eyes, the eyes of my classmates noble lover's eyes I was actually proud! ! !
failed! Failed! I do what I like to do that I want to say, eat my favorite, I like the smell, and listen to my hobby. I bother anyone, I do it so the gap between it?
there who remember this time there is help my friend? My friends more than I loved more than, I told them a hundred times better than that of their loved ones, because I know that family is more rare precious but friends. But why when I am a lonely face, lonely and helpless cold bother it?
wanted to leave a few days, but do not know where good friends, so I went with my concern, no one will come to care about me, I love the people do not understand the loneliness of my heart, love My indifference to become a ghost in the height of summer heat coupled with the heart is angry, angry, and who will come to Rehuoshangshen touch me, some clear frustration also tells an embarrassing apology to understand words, the additional treasure Wang Jun Think OK!
impulsive moment there will be dash of the past. Out of the street, I am also human, need to be concerned about the need to respect the need to add luster to the friendship, but also need love!
Do not see your high, because I do not another job 175CM, not Yao high, so I'm not a star is not original, no need to make things difficult for yourself; Do not optimistic about their own, because I a lot of good, bad breath of their loved ones on their total did not eat the stomach is not good, not always provoke the anger of love, no need to fake good; Do not see your precious, because my whole body up and down in addition to expensive purse point, nothing expensive, no need to own extravagance; Do not own when the saints, because I always cry easily, then there is always the struggle to make themselves weak at heart.
Sometimes it also takes courage to cry, because I always cry precisely, should not cry. Very often in a trance, in fact, I think crying crying, crying loudly ZZZZZZZZZ, but it is crying unknown. Contradictory statements may read this diary will say me stupid, but you'll have this time, only you do not know. Mock, 1 minute you think!
......
a minute ...
Is not that incredible
ah!? does not matter, because my diary over here, not even think of reading to read, will remember will recall, the forgotten will forget. Ha ha!! bye!!
home less than a week to getting bored with summer vacation. Mother's nagging is not dictated to her sister, can not stop the trouble. Indeed the family will always stay at home feel tired, because I feel tired of it. Sleepless in deep when the always cranky, and why I always so lonely, did not care for, friends, and more is why I will not be actively looking for people just because of Afraid of hurting someone else, because I do not forgive inch tongue, aggressive; fear that I am annoying, because I always misunderstood the words of others; afraid of my kind of person who when I have ulterior motives. Leia! Tired ah!
childhood illnesses, to little Dali, because people do not do things I can do. Good strong heart, I constantly encourage myself: what people can do to you! This belief continues to grow with me. However, always feel something is missing. Stripped of the situation, I become indifferent; less friendship, I forget my true friends; less love, I'm lonely all no one cares about me. I am a good boy neighbor
eyes, eyes I was too self-willed parents, friends, I was too arrogant eyes, the eyes of my classmates noble lover's eyes I was actually proud! ! !
failed! Failed! I do what I like to do that I want to say, eat my favorite, I like the smell, and listen to my hobby. I bother anyone, I do it so the gap between it?
there who remember this time there is help my friend? My friends more than I loved more than, I told them a hundred times better than that of their loved ones, because I know that family is more rare precious but friends. But why when I am a lonely face, lonely and helpless cold bother it?
wanted to leave a few days, but do not know where good friends, so I went with my concern, no one will come to care about me, I love the people do not understand the loneliness of my heart, love My indifference to become a ghost in the height of summer heat coupled with the heart is angry, angry, and who will come to Rehuoshangshen touch me, some clear frustration also tells an embarrassing apology to understand words, the additional treasure Wang Jun Think OK!
impulsive moment there will be dash of the past. Out of the street, I am also human, need to be concerned about the need to respect the need to add luster to the friendship, but also need love!
Do not see your high, because I do not another job 175CM, not Yao high, so I'm not a star is not original, no need to make things difficult for yourself; Do not optimistic about their own, because I a lot of good, bad breath of their loved ones on their total did not eat the stomach is not good, not always provoke the anger of love, no need to fake good; Do not see your precious, because my whole body up and down in addition to expensive purse point, nothing expensive, no need to own extravagance; Do not own when the saints, because I always cry easily, then there is always the struggle to make themselves weak at heart.
Sometimes it also takes courage to cry, because I always cry precisely, should not cry. Very often in a trance, in fact, I think crying crying, crying loudly ZZZZZZZZZ, but it is crying unknown. Contradictory statements may read this diary will say me stupid, but you'll have this time, only you do not know. Mock, 1 minute you think!
......
a minute ...
Is not that incredible
ah!? does not matter, because my diary over here, not even think of reading to read, will remember will recall, the forgotten will forget. Ha ha!! bye!!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
To see what a bad mood , the old funny
A horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, donkey said: No, my wife has said, not horses ass lips mouth! -
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night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also! -
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enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, fainted. Princess said,
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phone and phone get married, have children called PHS, long the ugly, the signal is poor, to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones were made with DNA testing, the results shocked: Boy! father is a walkie-talkie had it! ! -
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remember when you do in kindergarten? teachers said the children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine triple, the second a fine of five dollars, and the third a fine of ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: teacher, how much money monthly? -
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Dear users: your mobile phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature, set the phone to flatten into the ATM withdrawals! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Center Address: c does not slip up throat who does not say anything you point by point Tim -
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an elderly 丢车, when he will be a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride -
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0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also to 2 .7 bar, said belt; kneeling on it, not in 20 years to marry you kneel to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that still play upside down .8 see 3 ran crying Road; brother who cut the -
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history of the most hilarious names: Lai Yue-chin (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know his parents how to think), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng. -
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Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand! -
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early today, a mouse into a flower shop to be a cat chasing the mice that run away, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden! -
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a male public toilet is constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: pants then!
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you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you! -
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farmer knows the weight of dung and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I the sauce does not tell you that you are smelling -
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turtle high drinker, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands, it all see, however, the lost miserable!
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night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also! -
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enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, fainted. Princess said,
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phone and phone get married, have children called PHS, long the ugly, the signal is poor, to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones were made with DNA testing, the results shocked: Boy! father is a walkie-talkie had it! ! -
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remember when you do in kindergarten? teachers said the children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine triple, the second a fine of five dollars, and the third a fine of ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: teacher, how much money monthly? -
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Dear users: your mobile phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature, set the phone to flatten into the ATM withdrawals! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Center Address: c does not slip up throat who does not say anything you point by point Tim -
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an elderly 丢车, when he will be a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride -
-
0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also to 2 .7 bar, said belt; kneeling on it, not in 20 years to marry you kneel to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that still play upside down .8 see 3 ran crying Road; brother who cut the -
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history of the most hilarious names: Lai Yue-chin (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know his parents how to think), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng. -
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Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand! -
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early today, a mouse into a flower shop to be a cat chasing the mice that run away, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden! -
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a male public toilet is constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: pants then!
-
you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you! -
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farmer knows the weight of dung and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I the sauce does not tell you that you are smelling -
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turtle high drinker, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands, it all see, however, the lost miserable!
A family of three Internet cafes Jingxian Warcraft
In the cafe, there is a second , year-old children in the Warcraft world, and suddenly exclaimed , ?
At this time, a cafe the other end came the voice of middle-aged man :
few minutes later, middle-aged man called :
another pause, and a middle-aged woman entered the cafe, looked around , and then went straight to the boy, the boy picked up the ear
scolded : Picking one hand the other side of the ear -hand point to Internet cafes , call : Immediately asked:
father argues : This double experience.
mother was overjoyed and angry , saying: Come and see better leave his aging mother , father and son or else the evening you two grades ahead of me ,
double experience does not send text messages to notify me? Nice to have you back at night ! Who is that ? Oh , son, do not be afraid , Mom came to very large mother
you open . Mom do not believe we both mother and child die Ah !
onlookers by key sighed and said : If this a wife , husband re- do nothing ; had a mother that the child needs success . I'm impressed!
At this time, a cafe the other end came the voice of middle-aged man :
few minutes later, middle-aged man called :
another pause, and a middle-aged woman entered the cafe, looked around , and then went straight to the boy, the boy picked up the ear
scolded : Picking one hand the other side of the ear -hand point to Internet cafes , call : Immediately asked:
father argues : This double experience.
mother was overjoyed and angry , saying: Come and see better leave his aging mother , father and son or else the evening you two grades ahead of me ,
double experience does not send text messages to notify me? Nice to have you back at night ! Who is that ? Oh , son, do not be afraid , Mom came to very large mother
you open . Mom do not believe we both mother and child die Ah !
onlookers by key sighed and said : If this a wife , husband re- do nothing ; had a mother that the child needs success . I'm impressed!
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